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The Unsung Hero of Emergency Preparedness: The Travel Bidet

When it comes to emergency preparedness, most people focus on the big-ticket items: food, water, shelter, first-aid kits. But what about the little things that can make a big difference in comfort and hygiene, especially in a situation where resources are scarce? That's where the humble travel bidet comes in.

What is a travel bidet?

A travel bidet is a portable device that allows you to cleanse yourself with water after using the toilet. It's typically a plastic bottle with a long, angled nozzle that you fill with warm water. To use it, simply point the nozzle towards your backside and squeeze the bottle.

Why is a travel bidet essential for emergency preparedness?

There are many reasons why a travel bidet should be part of your emergency preparedness kit, especially in the Great Plains:

  • Hygiene: When water is scarce, toilet paper may be hard to come by. A travel bidet allows you to stay clean and sanitary even without toilet paper.
  • Leave no trace: In the Great Plains, where preserving the environment is crucial, a travel bidet helps you leave no trace behind. No more burying used toilet paper, which can attract animals and contaminate the soil.
  • Covertness: In a survival situation, it may sometimes be necessary to remain hidden. Using a travel bidet instead of toilet paper can help you avoid leaving behind telltale signs.
  • Home use: Remember the "Great Toilet Paper Rush of 2020" -- a travel bidet can be a valuable tool even at home. It's a more sustainable and hygienic alternative to toilet paper, and it can save you money in the long run.

Which travel bidet should I get?

The model I've been using for several years is the JP Bathroom Master's Postpartum Perineal Cleansing Portable Travel Bidet, which I purchased on Amazon for about $10. However, it is currently unavailable. Similar models from other manufacturers are available for around the same price:  this one from a brand named "FOOFOO" that looks identical to mine but I cannot find a listing of the capacity; and here is another called the Brondell GoSpa Travel Bidet, which appears to be a slightly different design with 400 ml capacity.  REI sells a product called the Happy Bottom, which to me is over-priced and too large--but their customers who have purchased it report that really like it: 4.2 out of 5 starts after 49 reviews.

There's also another design on the market that is essentally just the cap that you would twist on a standard water bottle.  One example is the Ultralight Portable Bidet by CuloClean, available at Garage Grown Gear.  Not my personal preference in desing--but five stars out of 189 reviews is nothing to overlook.

Here are a few things to look for when choosing a travel bidet:

  • Capacity: Choose a bidet with a capacity that is large enough for your needs. A 400-500ml bidet is a good option for most people.  Mine is a little less at 12.8 oz, which translates roughly to 378 ml.  It works, but I would sometimes like just a bit more.
  • Nozzle length and angle: The nozzle should be long enough to reach comfortably, and it should be angled for easy use.
  • Ease of use: The bidet should be easy to fill and use, even with one hand.
  • Durability: Choose a bidet that is made from a durable material that can withstand travel and use.

Overall, the travel bidet is a small, inexpensive, and versatile tool that can make a big difference in your emergency preparedness. It's a great option for anyone who wants to stay clean, comfortable, and hygienic in any situation.

Here's some additional tips when using a travel bidet:

  • You can use warm or cold water in your travel bidet. If you're using cold water, you may want to add a little bit of soap to create a lather.  I prefer warm water and not using soap, but its up to you.
  • Be sure to practice using your travel bidet before you need it. This will help you get comfortable with it and ensure that you know how to use it effectively.
  • When storing your travel bidet, make sure it is clean and dry. You can also store it in a sealed bag to help prevent the growth of bacteria.
  • When you find a design that you like, I recommend getting a few more. Keep one in your go-bag, one in your car, and other locations that suit your lifestlye.  The price is very low when compared to the cost of toilet paper.
  • There are models that simply are a cap that you twist on top of any water bottle.  A lot of people use them
  • I also keep a small digging tool with my camping bidet to help make a quick "cathole" - I prefer the Vargo Titanium Dig Dig Tool

I hope this additional information is helpful!

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